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Barney’s Words of Wisdom

Some words of wisdom to picking up ladies from our man Barney:

Barney’s Lady Strategy #7: Create a mystery about yourself, that way they will have to hang out with you all night

Barney’s Lady Strategy #2.5: Make a beautiful woman feel self conscious and unattractive and she’d be putty in your hands. (Edited - Thanks Claire! My apologize!)

Also, I know a few people feel dirty when they go to a strip club. Barney Stinson’s point of view is actually a pretty good solution for these people. He sees the strip club as a fund raiser for young women to raise money for college. I thought that was pretty funny when he said that in the show.

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One comment for “Barney’s Words of Wisdom”

  1. its not she’d be playing in your hands, its she’d be putty in your hands!
    only a true barney fan would know!

    Posted by claire | June 25, 2008, 7:12 pm

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