So Barney was given the nickname Swarley when a hot “crazy eyed” coffee girl accidentally wrote Swarley on his cup. Barney completely hates his new nickname and all versions of it:
Swarles
Swarhili
Bob Swarleyman
Swarl
Swarlos (Spanish Swarley)
Swarles Barkley
When the coffee girl met Robin, she accidentally got it confused with Roland. Which Barney very quickly on the spot came up with some real funny lines:
“Rock and Roland”
“Warsaw, the capital of what? Roland”
“Monica Rolandski”
“Hey yea, that’s just how I Roland”
… Poor Barney just couldn’t stop his friends from calling him Swarley.
You forgot about Swarls Barkley
I would love to put together the ultimate mix CD like Barney employs….and ideas what the songs would be–other than Bon Jovi “You give love a bad name”…can you help with this?
As per article 122 in the Bro Code, these are the classic Get Psyched songs:
Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name
Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance
Journey - Don’t Stop Believin
Joe Esposito - You’re the Best Around
KISS - Lick It Up
Guns N’ Roses - Paradise City
Rush - Tom Sawyer
Vince DiCola w/ Optimus Prime - Transformers Theme
Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
Scorpians - Rock You Like a Hurricane
Styx - Come Sail Away
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird (second half only)
Van Halen - Panama
Rick Springfield - Jessie’s Girl
Poison - Talk DIrty to Me
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
Damn Yankees - High Enough
Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Ratt - Round and Round