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Season 2 Episodes 1 and 2 quotes
A good start to season 2. Some great quotes from Barney!
Episode 1
“Anytime a girl wants to get back with her ex boyfriend we will be there… anytime a girl wants to solve her father issues with promiscuity and binge drinking WE WILL BE THERE… anytime a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo sticking their heads up shouting “What’s up New York?” we will be whats-up-New-York.”
“You can’t get over a girl until you can no longer picture her boobs, it’s a scientific fact”
“The average human brain can only store a finite number of boob images or bpegs.”
Episode 2
“Being a single guy in New York City is like… what’s something everybody likes… YES… it’s like being in a candy store. You just walk right in and grab yourself some whoppers…”
“But she told me, that if it wasn’t for me, you would’ve had a shot with her. In hypothetical terms, you scored with her! Hypothetical highfive…………NICE!”
“Ambition is the enemy of success”
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