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Barney’s One Night Stand Letter

This is the standard letter Barney uses with some of the women he sleeps with.

“Dear Resident,
The time we spent together, however long it was, meant the world to me. I would love to see you again but unfortunately I cannot. You see… I am a ghost. I can only materialize once every decade on the anniversary of my death. I chose to spend my one day among the living with you, sweet resident. Perhaps we will meet again in another decade provided you keep your fitness. Until then, all my love from the beyond,

Barney”

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